Did you get crunk last weekend? Did you eat green eggs and ham? Apparently the word “crunk” was originally coined by Dr. Seuss in his book “Marvin K. Mooney will you please go now!”:
“You can go in a Crunk-car if you wish.”
I DO wish to go in a Crunk-car, thank you, Dr. Seuss!
DAMN THAT LORAX IS CRUNK!