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bitchsLApped: Shilo Gets Schooled by LA, Part 4 of 1000

October 13, 2009

Some stereotypes about LA are true: There are swimming pools all over! In clubs, in the neighbor’s backyard, in your friends’ apartment complex. They are bright blue and when you fly into Los Angeles, you see these shining blue jello cubes from the sky and they look like misfit beings in a land of gray-brown-green. […]

bitchsLApped: Shilo Gets Schooled by LA, Part 3 of 1000

June 25, 2009

What I have learned or not thus far about life in my new home, gritty and gorgeous LOS ANGELES: In LA you can wear an-y-thing you want, as long as you fuggin’ ROCK IT.  There is a disproportionate amount of screaming going on in this city, from the clubs to the streets to the grocery store. The […]

bitchsLApped: Shilo Gets Schooled by LA Part 2 of 1000

May 7, 2009

They do not call that shit HollyWEIRD for nothin’. Wow. That place puts new meaning to the word “freak,” as in “freak-that-should-be-hospitalized-and-restrained.” Always read the parking signs. ALWAYS. Then read them again. And maybe one more time for good measure. Lost ticket at the parking garage? A fat bud will go a long way in buttering […]

bitchsLApped: Shilo Gets Schooled by LA, Part 1 of 1000

March 2, 2009

What I have learned so far: 1. NO DAYDREAMING ON THE INTERSTATE. 2. Getting so excited about seeing motorcycle cops that you scream “CHIPS!!!” out your window at them at them is really not the best idea. 3. Knowing that you parked by the palm trees near the street that started with “San” or “Los” […]

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