Top 25 Bad DJ Names

Bad DJ names have a purpose: they stick in your head. However I would rather my music and performances be memorable rather than the fact that I am named ‘DJ Mucus.’ Still, silly names draw attention and press (like this blog post) and the line between funny and stupid is a thin one, so please feel free to add your comments below!

These names are all real (I checked):

  1. DJ PJ the DJ
  2. DJ Candy Kid
  3. DJ Pussyfoot
  4. DJ Dave Trance
  5. DJ Fake
  6. DJ Osteoporosis
  7. DJ Teletubbies
  8. DJ Self-Administered Beatdown
  9. DJ Small Cock
  10. DJ Mom Jeans
  11. DJ Scratchatory Rape
  12. DJ Anal Erection
  13. DJ Blue Spectral Monkey
  14. DJ Britney Spears
  15. DJ Catfood
  16. DJ Preach
  17. DJ Train Wreck
  18. DJ Pubes
  19. DJ Glowstix Warrior
  20. DJ Retard Vomit
  21. DJ Spee DJ
  22. DJ Gross
  23. DJ Promo
  24. DJ 2 Many DJs
  25. DJ Booth

If you are just getting into DJing and need a name, here are some tips:

  • Use your own name. Don’t put DJ before it.
  • If your name is fairly common and unmemorable, you might want to think of a new name, something unique and clever. No one will remember “DJ Mark” and when they search for you online, they will find 800 people with the name “DJ Mark.”
  • GOOGLE your proposed new DJ name to make sure it is not the same as a Chinese douche company, a sewage plant in Oklahoma, or the word for “turd face” in Indonesian.
  • If you go with a funny name, make sure it is weird-funny and not stupid-funny. Realize that a lot of people may never get the joke.
  • If you are an MC and choose to go with the label ‘DJ’ as a tribute to the reggae ways of old, prepare to explain again and again and again that you do not DJ.
  • Don’t refer to drugs in your name. It doesn’t make you cool, it makes you stupid.
  • Make sure people can pronounce your new name. There seems to be an artsy-fartsy trend to have unpronounceable DJ names, however if no one knows how to say your name, no one is going to be talking about you. People don’t want to sound like idiots mispronouncing names, and will therefore just choose to talk about someone else.
  • Don’t abuse punctuation and capitalization; this one comes from a writer. A made-up example: T-oMMy Turn.Table$$$ is a horrible DJ name. You are going to have it constantly misspelled, and you want your name spelled right all the time for the best web publicity.
  • Don’t make your name too long or it won’t fit well on flyers. Plus, it looks a little ego-y.
  • If you name yourself something like “DJ Darth Vader,” prepare to be forced (waka waka) to change your name and start from scratch when you get big. You may even get sued. Just ask DJ Luke Skywalker.

Hey, at least his eyebrows have mixing skills.

Thanks Rakhan for the video!

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64 Responses to “Top 25 Bad DJ Names”

  1. dancefever5000 Says:

    Gotta add: DJ Bulimiatron.

  2. DJ Dancefever5000 Says:

    Is DJ DanceFever 5000 a good name? or 6000? i figured i’d upgrade.

    • dancefever5000 Says:

      HA! Ya know I have a post in draft status right now that tells the story of the name DanceFever5000 and where it came from. Let me just say: it has to do with smelling like weed!

  3. EYYYYYYYYY ! Pubes is my homeboy… and his name is ill! ….and lol bulimiatron. i probably spun with that guy like 5 times before i really knew his name.

  4. DONT FORGET ********DJ MARMITE******** (ON OF MY FRIENDS LOL)

  5. kelly loom Says:

    . I think that female DJs can be just as good and even better than men at djing. What do you think?

    • I think that’s an intensely boring opinion/question.

      It’s like arguing about who’s a better driver. Just get on with it, your genitals have nothing to do with it.

  6. Theres a guy that plays in brighton called Dj Paul Cumbum.

  7. But on the other hand – best dj name ever is Dj Bagadonuts

  8. Angel Alanis Says:

    Rees Urban is a joke for a DJ name.

  9. bagsmasher Says:

    I know a dj Booth, haven’t seen him for about ten years though, people still talk about him though, that’s a great name. as another point of advice, you should take into consideration your music style… your name should reflect it. And putting dj in front is def played out. Here are some bad dj names from people I’ve seen personally. Dj the dj. de4ek. Dj panty dropper.

  10. random DJ from Virginia Says:

    I once knew a guy who went by DJ Free Bass

    /facepalm

  11. 2manydjs are fantastic dj’s and the name isnt that bad

  12. nice guy Says:

    You need to add “DJ Crissy Murderbot” And “Dj Mommy Pants”

  13. Levi Strope Says:

    Whattabout DJ Masta Beats

  14. That other dude trying to come up with a name Says:

    DJ DJ Stutters, DJ 30 BPM, Deadmau5 (oh yeah, I went there)

  15. Dj Xploited Says:

    HEyyy my name is Dj Xploited

  16. urboringfaceit Says:

    Don’t add “Urban” to your name. zzzz.

  17. DJ Rockstar Says:

    me and my boi dj ill will r looking 4 hot new dj’s…..btw wat is up wit these names….rockstar was given 2 me by dj khaled…who thinks of dj small cock?? must be speaking 4rm personal experience

  18. […] more popular DJs. A few years ago, every city had a DJ PM.  It was just sad. Then there are just a bunch of stupid ones – DJ Goofy White Boy.  DJ Scratchatory Rape.  DJ PJ the DJ. MSTRKRFT (I hate typing that).  DJ […]

  19. DJ Hardcore Bitch Says:

    These should get an honorable mention too (yes they’re also real hehe):

    Thundacock
    Thunderkunt
    Thunderpussy
    DJ Balls
    Flarup
    DJ Butterface
    DJ Touch Your Butt
    DJ Clean Pee
    DJ Pullout
    DJ Mom Jeans
    DJ Foreskin
    DJ Donkey Punch
    DJ Nips
    and Muppetfucker! :)

  20. Candy Kid Lover Says:

    DJ Candy Kid is one of the most amazing DJs. Even if his name did suck he’d still be awesome, but I have to disagree with you about his name.

  21. Don’t forget about ‘DJ TRAIN WRECK’ I’m pretty sure there is someone named that

  22. Bluefaeryglitter Says:

    I have a friend that goes by DJ Amtrack. It’s a bit of a joke because he was always known for trainwrecking. There used to be a DJ Foodstamps around here & I believe DJ Fishstix still exists.

  23. dancefever5000 Says:

    My ex-roommate’s band’s name was Amtrak Fingerbang

  24. in my town Almere, The Netherlands there is this retard called

    DJ Dot Cum

  25. BigCraig Says:

    My call is pretty simple – Im heavy and my names Craig…BigCraig

    Totally agree about the names you can’t pronounce.

    Bring quality and you don’t need any gimmicks.

  26. I’m sure there used to be a hardcore DJ in Northern Ireland called DJ Binman – which like his mixing was quite rubbish.

  27. i saw a gig guide listing for an rnb club featuing “Funk Master Greg”

  28. Dj steal your cash haha

  29. yweah
    i wanna find a gud dj name!!

  30. I know both Dj Tumbleweed & DJ Minimum Wage :-)

  31. DJ Boner. I shit you not.

  32. Nonamegoeshere Says:

    im thinking of going with
    DJ Spodziq
    might look good
    i want something that looks good if its spray painted on a wall

  33. How Bout Dj Headhunterz?:D

  34. While I’m DJing:
    He: “What’s you name?”
    Me: “bedroom DJ”
    He: “No, I mean: What’s your name?”
    Me: “yup”.
    He: “DJ Yup?”

  35. prithvi Says:

    Hey I need a gud dj name…
    Both my name and surname start frm “p”
    So please suggest me a gud name!!!
    And meaning of my name is ruler if earth
    Its in indian language!!!

  36. Bhatt Mehraj Says:

    got my Name dj

  37. woody the cat Says:

    I know a DOUCHEBAG who goes by “TJ the DJ” – more like “TEABAG the DJ”…..

  38. Hi i need a Dj name please creat this for me

    Dj ferrero & Dj vik thank in advance

  39. DJ KILLER SILLER, not only worst dj ever but horrible name.

  40. Dj.com is an AWFUL name!

  41. I’m constantly downright amazed at some of the terrible DJ names I see.

  42. You forgot DJ Puppy Kicker (San Diego)… With a name like that you feel bad for the person getting more gigs.

  43. the best mix dj in youtube israel music

  44. […] be tempted to pick a “bad” DJ name, because it sticks in the head – but as this Top 25 Bad DJ Names article rightly points out, it’s better that your music and performances are the things that […]

  45. dj letdown Says:

    mines not too bad…although i dont get many bookings ;)

  46. I know a DJ Sonik..as in sonic the hedgehog.

  47. DJ Mom Jeans is Christopher Masterson aka Hyde from “That 70’s Show”.. The name came from him making fun of the mom jeans the girls had to wear for the 70’s style clothes.. just a little fun fact

  48. dj stilrokk Says:

    i chose mine cause i stopped for a few years.. then i came back did a few gigs and realized hey i “stilrokk”

  49. DJ Dark Pervert

  50. I feel breakcore artists really take the cake here;

    Toecutter
    Passenger of Shit
    Goreshit
    Lolishit
    Duran Duran Duran

    I don’t really want to go on as you get the idea, however these artists are writing music so non-seriously that the names *do* fit

  51. DJ Scoop Says:

    THIS IS ALL to funny !!! Had a DJ freind we call the Caucasin Connection…….

  52. DJ Ginga Says:

    There used to be a few mad named Dj’s round the midlands, many moons ago with names like……
    DJ Bellend,
    DJ Bollax
    DJ Spangles
    DJ Polo Mint
    DJ Refresher
    DJ Milf..
    Always made me chuckle listening to the names being shouted out on our local pirate radio station ;-)

  53. Noah Lamont Says:

    My nickname is Nozzle Mcfozzle, I also go by Nozzle or Noz. What do you reckon? DJ Noz??

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